Humble Brags

Listen, we all have things we're proud of. Or, rather, things you've said offhand that your friends have then taken as low-key brags on your part. Same difference.

Anyway, here are some of my finest humble brags. 

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HOLLER AT ME

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I worked in film

Oh yeah. Went to film school, whole 9 yards. Guess what? Wasn't for me. But it still makes for fun conversation. Sort of.

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I was in the gifted program

From 2nd grade all the way through high school. Here are some of the regular lessons I missed because I was pulled from class to do special stuff:

  • Telling time on analog clocks
  • Fractions
  • Multiplication tables
  • Geography. I just missed tons of geography, apparently.
Dennise at her kindergarten graduation